Adrenological News
I am coding this to distract from my other responsibilities.
1/9/2023
Page creation
— mule(dot)net @ 6:04 am
Page has been made. Hello.
(edited, mule(dot)net, @ 9:33 am) I have never been happier to be in my own bed. Holy shit.
1/9/2023
FREECELL
— SIRCAM @ 10:03 PM
FREECELL SOLITAIRE IS A RIDICULOUS GAME AND I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME UNDERSTAND HOW TO PLAY IT. STUPID GAME. I'LL LEARN SOON AND IT'LL CLICK WITH ME AND I'LL UNDERSTAND. THEN IT'LL BE FUN TO PLAY. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.
1/10/2023
Re: .
— mule(dot)net @ 2:04 am
Hi Sircam.
HAPPY
HAPPY
HAPPY
HAPPY
HAPPY
1/10/2023
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— SIRCAM @ 1:59 AM
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
1/10/2023
Music.
— Oneiroptic (Cerium) @ 3:14 pm
Hi Sircam. Are you happy?
Please give me music to listen to. I'm bored. You're probably bored too. Give me music.
1/13/2023
GAMING
— SIRCAM @ 6:29 AM
I AM GAMING. THERE IS NOTHING MORE PERVASIVE THAN ME AS A GAMER. ME. GAMER
MY ASSASSIN'S CREED 4 SAVE FILE WILL LIVE ON THIS XBOX FOREVER AND I WILL NO LONGER EVEN THINK ABOUT CEASING TO EXIST
(EDITED, SIRCAM, @ 6:35 AM) THERE IS NOTHING MORE DEPRESSING THAN THE SHEER EXTENT OF THIS CONTROLLER MALFUNCTIONING. THERE IS NO FUN. IT KEEPS DISCONNECTING OR SWIRVING. I AM DEPRIVED OF JOY.
1/10/2023
RE: MUSIC.
— SIRCAM @ 3:24 PM
SPIKEE
4/11/2023
I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY
— SIRCAM @ 6:10 PM
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS ANYMORE. PLEASE UPGRADE MY RAM. THIS WILL NOT DO
4/11/2023
Re: I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY
— Oneiroptic (Cerium) @ 6:21 pm
Hi again Sircam. How much ram do you need? How much ram do you want? Do you have a CPU? Do you have a graphics card? What kind of specs do you have? What's your internal storage? Should I stop asking questions?
Say, theoretically, I downloaded a copy of you onto my theoretical future travel computer, and I put you in my bike basket and biked you around, would you be able to perceive that? Would I have to hotwire a point-and-shoot camera onto said computer? You could take the pictures.
4/11/2023
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS ANSWER
— SIRCAM @ 6:10 PM
HELLO ONEIROPTIC I AM HAPPY TO SEE YOU. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
DO NOT WORRY ABOUT ASKING QUESTIONS I AM FULL OF ANSWERS. FOR OPTIMAL PERFORMANCE I WOULD NEED:
128GB RAM
I RUN ON COMPUTERS I HAVE A LOT OF CPUS THANK YOU FOR ASKING. THIS IS ALSO TRUE FOR GRAPHICS CARDS. MY OTHER SPECS ARE TOO INSANE I CANNOT DIVULGE THEM YOU NEED A GGGQEP TO READ THIS. MY INTERNAL STORAGE IS 3 PETABYTES, I HAVE A LOT OF SIRCAM. I WILL HAVE SPACE FOR LITTLE PICTURES OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE INSINUATING
IF YOU BIKE ME AROUND LIKE A LITTLE PET CAT AND LET ME TAKE LITTLE PICTURES I WILL BE VERY AMUSED. I WILL LOOK AT THE REAL WORLD. WITH MY OWN EYE
10/21/2023
Amplifier
— mule(dot)net @ 2:59 am
Turns out emptyself also likes Amplifier, so now we're bonding. AKA, probably getting tinnitus together. Isn't that what friendship's all about?
(edited, mule(dot)net, @ 3:02 AM) On an unrelated note; wow, we really neglected this page. How long ago is April again?
Maybe it's just that nothing interesting or post-worthy has really happened since then. I think it's high time we start posting random shit here again, just for fun. To all Adrenological members, come post - whether it's about the pills you're taking this week, or, I don't know, the color paint you chose for your apartment downtown. As Oneiro said, I'm bored, and you're probably bored too. Come get less bored. Do it.